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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:55
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts